Julian Spoonface

from REALISM by Depeche Choad

supported by

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Purchasable with gift card

£1 GBP or more
Buy the Full Digital Album

lyrics

His face is smooth and made of steel
It does not mean he cannot feel
The steel, yes it is stainless
But Julian’s life’s not painless
He’s got respiratory issues
He has no need for tissues
He cannot breathe, he cannot eat
He’s got normal hands and normal feet

Julian Spoonface, Julian Spoonface
Face like a spoon! Face like a Spoon!
Julian Spoonface, Julian Spoonface
Face like a spoon! Face like a Spoon!

His face on close inspection
Reveals your own reflection
But upsidedown and distorted
He wishes he had been aborted
His appearance can be frightening
And he can’t go outside in lightning
He cannot kiss, he does not blink
Wouldn’t look out of place in the kitchen sink

Julian Spoonface, Julian Spoonface
Face like a spoon! Face like a Spoon!
Julian Spoonface, Julian Spoonface
Face like a spoon! Face like a Spoon!

He’s got perfectly functioning ears
Faaaaace like a spoon, like a g!
But he cannot cry any tears
Faaaaace like a spoon, like a Spoon!
He’s got perfectly functioning ears
Faaaaace like a spoon, like a Spoon!
But he cannot cry any tears
Faaaaace like a spoon, like a Spoon!
He’s got perfectly functioning ears
Faaaaace like a spoon, like a Spoon!
But he cannot cry any tears
Faaaaace like a spoon, like a Spoon!

credits

from REALISM, released September 2, 2022

license

about

Depeche Choad Aberdeen, UK

Facebook

contact / help

Contact Depeche Choad

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this track or account

If you like Depeche Choad, you may also like:

Ahins Fine
by Casper Heyzeus

supported by 7 fans who also own “Julian Spoonface”

get in the bin you fucking cunt kingprick
go to album
Cyborgs & Serpents
by Casper Heyzeus

supported by 7 fans who also own “Julian Spoonface”
go to album
Tales From The Jar (New & Improved)
by Casper Heyzeus

supported by 7 fans who also own “Julian Spoonface”
go to album
The Recruitment Drive EP
by Squiggles

A raucous rock single from the UK group Squiggles with hurtling guitars and throat-busting, shout-along vocals. Bandcamp New & Notable May 14, 2019
go to album
Left Hand
by Vital Idles

Vital Idles move from shambling, blasé guitar pop to spikier post-punk influenced sounds on their latest release. Bandcamp New & Notable Jun 22, 2018
go to album
Demo
by Public Service

This Glasgow band is less straightforward or formulaic than many others currently treading the '80s post-punk path. These songs are winged. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 22, 2017
go to album
The Shite Album
by Casper Heyzeus

supported by 6 fans who also own “Julian Spoonface”
go to album