1. |
Sun/Moon
01:51
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The sun is bigger than the moon
except at night when you can't see the sun
and the moon is bigger than the sun
What?
A whale is bigger than a bear
except on land when you can't see a whale
and a bear is bigger than a whale
What?
My love is bigger than the world
except on the moon when a whale's on a bear
and my love is bigger than the sun
What?
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2. |
Spearfish
02:31
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Trout fishing on Spearfish Creek
Some punk came and stole my bait
Officer Neilsen made me wait
He had no intention to communicate
It was the worst day in Spearfish history
(I'm on the run from the law)
Took my statement, accused me of lies
My Pop and him don't see eye to eye
They got a rivalry from way back when
I'm probably never going to see my bait again
It was the worst day in Spearfish history
(I'm on the run from the law)
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3. |
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I ain't never seen a cougar
I used to live in Californier
now I live in Vancouver
and I've definitely seen a cougar
I ain't ever seen a cougar
Until I moved from Minnesuter
No I ain't never seen a cougar
but now I've got this cougar hat
Grandma says you've got to sew eyes in the back of your hat
in case you see a cougar
Grandma says you've got to sew eyes in the back of your hat
in case the cougar it sees you
I ain't never seen a cougar
but there's a pic on my computer
it's a bit like Freddy Kruger
'cept in my nightmares it's a cougar
I put my finger up my nose and I
I pulled out a booger
I went to flick it out the window,
well you know what?
that's when I saw the cougar
Grandma says you've got to sew eyes in the back of your hat
in case you see a cougar
Grandpa shoots them with a German pistol from World War II
yep, it's a Luger
Ain't it crazy how a girl with perfect pitch chooses to marry...
a banjo player
Ain't it crazy how a banjo player manages to marry...
someone who's seen a Cougar
I've got perfect pitch
I've got perfect pitch
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4. |
D.I.Y
01:55
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I write my own songs
I play my own gigs
I cook myself my dinner
I roll my own cigs
I wipe my own arse
I drive my own car
I earn myself a living
as a contracts manager
there's one thing I can't do
it drives my wife insane
odd jobs around the house
are too much for my brain
I can't do DIY
If anything's for certain, I can't put up this curtain,
my wife she will be having it, but I cannot fix her cabinet
D
I
Y
I finally relented
and bought myself a drill
to see me fit that curtain pole
would give her quite a thrill
I looked it up on YouTube
I got my hammer out
within five minutes of DIY
I was trying not to shout
now we're separated
I'm living in the kitchen
because I can't do DIY
a ride I will be hitching
I can't do DIY
it drives her out her mind, I can't put up this blind
I never go to B&Q
there's a different way
I like to screw
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5. |
Life Nervous
02:20
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I'm feeling LIFE NERVOUS
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I wanna be friends with you
If there's room for two, I'll be friends with you
I will tie your shoe, you can tie mine too
I wanna take you to the library
where the books are free
and you can read to me
I will listen to thee at the library
I will read to thee and you can listen to me
at the library
It's not sexual, it's just intellectual
this song is just a little experimental
this song has got these words
I bet you wish it was an instrumental
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7. |
The Ocean
00:55
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aiaiaiaiaintntntntn nonono taackckckckckck in the occcceeeeananananananana
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8. |
Paul Miller Socks
02:11
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Paul Miller Socks, I got Paul Miller socks.
80% cotton
15% polyester
5% spandex
100% sock
these socks are so goddamn fashionable
they're bad motherfuckers
Paul Miller Socks, I got Paul Miller socks.
80% cotton
15% polyester
5% spandex
100% sock
I been drinking
I got wine on my socky
Holes in the toes of my Paul Miller socks
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9. |
Stuff/Why?
02:34
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Getting your stuff
telling you why
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10. |
Rock Fruit Salad
01:56
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Chop the banana up into ten
tip the peaches right out of the can
We're making fruit salad
yo that's the plan
there's no fruit more hairier
than a rambutan
Rock the fruit salad
you take the lime and the coconut
out of the jar
Dream Magic smashes grapes
with his electric guitar
peel an orange, a papaya, don't forget the kiwi
We're rocking in the key of Vitamin C
Rock the fruit salad
I don't like raspberries!
I don't like raspberries
so leave them out
even though they're known
for preventing gout
fruit salad make you good at football like Kevin Keegan
It's good for you, full of nutrients and it's vegan
Rock the fruit salad
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11. |
RWBBN Intro
00:34
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12. |
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I wanna get high
but I don't want to smoke drugs
I wanna get high
way up in my treehouse
(Oh, the places you go)
I wanna
I wanna wanna
Roderick and Wolfgang
building a treehouse
how long did it take
to build this beautiful bird's nest?
I just rolled my eyes cos I was so embarrassed
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13. |
Racoon
02:29
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Little Racoon
Got a bone in his dick
Rollo Rollo Finch
Some homeowners consider them pests
Relatively short legs compared to their chests
One of many mammals with a baculum
Gives them extra length to make the coon-sow cum
Little racoon living in his den
deep in the forest with his racoon friends
on his tail there are stripes
on his face there's a mask
Studies show they remember solutions to tasks
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14. |
Social Chameleon
02:17
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I'm a social chameleon
I'm a one in a beelion
I'm an Ally Macbeal fan
I got a farmer's tan!
I don't care how I feel
I only care about how about you guys feel
I'm on the charm offensive
and my haircut's expensive
my winning smile will dispense of
social anxiety!
I don't care how I feel
I only care about how about you guys feel
Oh you like golf?
Yeah, my Dad plays golf.
Game of thrones?
No spoilers, I'm only on the second season
I haven't even found out that
**** ****'s died yet!
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15. |
Spikey Rooftops
01:49
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Spikey rooftops
oi oi oi
Spikey like a thorn
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16. |
AFC Wimbledon
02:49
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Wimbledon
F the MKD
AFC Wimbledon
F the MKD
Cash rules everything in football
they're taking all your money
they're making lots of money
it's not funny why
haters gonna hate
to a sixty mile relocate
a stadium with no soul
Pete Winkleman's a ho
All the fans feel estranged
after they left Plough Lane
there ain't no wombles in Milton Keynes
AFC carries the legacy of the Dons born in 1889
Wimbledon
F the MKD
AFC Wimbledon
F the MKD
Huns died, Bush lied,
inside, slide slide
freeze dried, poolside,
Roll tide, faur d'ye bide?
East side, bona fide,
hair dyed, dog fried?
fish fry, Thain's pie,
Worlds collide!
F THE MKD
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17. |
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18. |
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We like Leeks
We like Duffy's cheeks
Because they're Welsh
We like Shirley Bassey
She's a classy lassie
what's more, she's Welsh
Ooh yes She's Welsh
and Irvine Welsh, he's not Welsh no,
He's a Scot, but he lives in Ireland now,
and that's three relates facts, about the lands of the Celts
and author Irvine Welsh, in the land of the Celts
and Jimmy Wales, the founder of Wikipedia's not Welsh
He's from the Southern United States
and Julian Assange, that guy who started Wikileaks
he's not Welsh, and it's not about leeks
it's not even about leeks
and the patron saint of Wales is Saint David
but in Wales, they call him Dewy Sant,
He's also the patron saint of vegetarians like Kirk
Who only eat leeks, yes they only eat leeks
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
so have a nice day
you' stopped us from killing each other Tom Jones
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19. |
WDL
00:22
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whistle
caw
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20. |
Unexpected Item
03:51
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Unexpected item in the bagging area
Have you swiped your nectar card?
Place bags in the bagging area and touch done when ready
please select from popular items or look up items alphabetically
approval needed
Unexpected item in the bagging area
please wait for assistance
card accepted please continue
Approval needed!
Thank you for shopping at Choadbury's. Goodbye!
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21. |
Wikipedia
02:26
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I should be writing a proposal
or attending to filing
of interest to me
The Marshall Islands
The service we provide..
my diary's chocko,
I'm meant to fix this shit
Jews of Morocco!
Wikipedia Oh fuck
Wikipedia I suck
Wikipedia information
Wikipedia, contract termination
I've got six voice mails
What's inside a lady?
Spanish Blue Cheese
When the heck is payday?
I'm on the other line
The Danakil depression
I'm just wasting time
On the Serbian population
Yes I'm coming to this meeting,
No I won't be long,
Just give me five minutes,
While I finish this song,
You're sacked!
What the fuck, did I do wrong?!
I only wanted to know what happened to June Sarpong
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22. |
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It's difficult sometimes
to hold it all together
in your mind
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