We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

REALISM

by Depeche Choad

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      £5 GBP  or more

     

1.
His face is smooth and made of steel It does not mean he cannot feel The steel, yes it is stainless But Julian’s life’s not painless He’s got respiratory issues He has no need for tissues He cannot breathe, he cannot eat He’s got normal hands and normal feet Julian Spoonface, Julian Spoonface Face like a spoon! Face like a Spoon! Julian Spoonface, Julian Spoonface Face like a spoon! Face like a Spoon! His face on close inspection Reveals your own reflection But upsidedown and distorted He wishes he had been aborted His appearance can be frightening And he can’t go outside in lightning He cannot kiss, he does not blink Wouldn’t look out of place in the kitchen sink Julian Spoonface, Julian Spoonface Face like a spoon! Face like a Spoon! Julian Spoonface, Julian Spoonface Face like a spoon! Face like a Spoon! He’s got perfectly functioning ears Faaaaace like a spoon, like a g! But he cannot cry any tears  Faaaaace like a spoon, like a Spoon! He’s got perfectly functioning ears Faaaaace like a spoon, like a Spoon! But he cannot cry any tears  Faaaaace like a spoon, like a Spoon! He’s got perfectly functioning ears Faaaaace like a spoon, like a Spoon! But he cannot cry any tears  Faaaaace like a spoon, like a Spoon!
2.
I Wanna Die 01:09
I want to die Or dye my cares The pain of the day I hide it away Keep it it bottled up inside I'd rather not say I've got pretty good mental health For someone who hates himself I'm sorry that I passed your way I'm sorry that i ever existed And I'm sorry that I ruined your day But sorry means nothing anyway
3.
lakirajte, lakirajte, lakirajte svi lakirajte svi komsijinu ogradu
4.
Urban Man 01:54
He's a very special guy, He wears a suit and tie, Workin' Monday through to Thursday, On Friday he gets high, Yes, he's the URBAN MAN! He always wears his Labes, Cedarwood State, He's got a buddy named George, And a F&F thrown in, Coz he's the URBAN MAN!
5.
Pineapple 02:21
OH - Smelling like a Pineapple, OH - Smelling like a Pineapple, OH - Smelling like a Pineapple, OH - Smelling like a Pineapple, Woo! The Mayans were familiar with Pineapple, The Aztecs were familiar with Pineapple, They drink a lot of Lilt - PINEAPPLE, Totally Tropical - PINEAPPLE, woo! OH - Smelling like a Pineapple (Ananas comosus), OH - Smelling like a Pineapple (Ananas comosus), OH - Smelling like a Pineapple (Ananas comosus), OH - Smelling like a Pineapple (Ananas comosus), Oooooooh, Oooh, Ooh, Ooooh, Oooooooh, Oooh, Ooh, Ooooh, Oooooooh, Oooh, Ooh, Ooooh, Oooooooh, Oooh, Ooh, Ooooh, OH - Smelling like a Pineapple, OH - Smelling like a Pineapple, OH - Smelling like a Pineapple, OH - Smelling like a Pineapple, Ooooh.
6.
Street Shit 01:40
Street Shit No Way Bullshit Won’t pay Black tuna for the man from Cairo (x3) Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha - NO!!! Want wee Praha Might find Problem Black tuna for the man from Cairo (x3) Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha - NO!!! Uber car Reggae bar Gatekeeper Don’t get far Voiski Warehouse Saucers John’s eyes are blosters Egyptian man  Grinder Want some? Yes sir Friendly Interaction Finally Transaction Hello Mr Ronald Reagan would you like to be my Friendt?
7.
Radiator 02:42
It's getting cold in here turn up the central heating, A wonderful feat of domestic engineering (x2) My Radiator - full of hot water, Radiator - keeping me warm, keeping me warm, Radiator - Sweet heat exchanger, Radiator - keeping me warm, keeping me warm, Became ubiquitous in the Victorian era, Around the same time as the vacuum cleaner, A practical item but used for decoration, Needs to meet environmental regulations, My Radiator - full of hot water, Radiator - keeping me warm, keeping me warm, Radiator - Sweet heat exchanger, Radiator - keeping me warm, keeping me warm, I need to bleed you with a key - to improve efficiency (x4) I NEED TO BLEED MY Radiator - full of hot water, Radiator - keeping me warm, keeping me warm, Radiator - Sweet heat exchanger, Radiator - keeping me warm, keeping me warm,
8.
San, San Gregori San, San Gregori San, San, San Gregori San, San Gregori San, (HEY!)
9.
So Self Sad 02:37
Migraine season in Aberdeen, Electrical changes in my brain, Hi humidity, low lucidity, I'm outta the game with invalidity, Missed the birth of the Glass Revolution, Stayed in bed with my face in a cushion, I hope I didn't miss the best day-ever, I can't help being under the weather. I'M SO SELF SAD (x2) Go dry your eyes, Why don't you feel well? "Just gimme a smile" I'm so self SAD! Seasons change, weeks turn-to-months, I've tried CBT but see no results, Tortured by this feeling of misery, Lack of physical, mental, and social well-being, Renal colic has caused so much suffering, No-time-scale for how long I'm recovering, Life can be so cruel and also beautiful, When I die don't play this at my funeral.... I'M SO SELF SAD (x2) Go dry your eyes, Why don't you feel well? "Just gimme a smile" I'm so self SAD! (I'M SO SELF SAAAAAAAAAAD)
10.
Sarajevo 02:35
Sarajevo (X3) They call it the Jerusalem of the Balkans Sarajevo (X3) They hosted 1984 winter Olympic Games Sarajevo (X3) Density per square mile, 5000 Sarajevans Sarajevo (X3) Humid continental climate!!!!!! Sarajevo (X4) Humid continental climate!!!!!!(X4)
11.
Flamejaw 03:06
I'm a BPMF Refugee, I'm from Lebanon, I work in Debenhams, They keep me in the back so I don't see none of them, And i contribute to the economy... Flamejaw... They call him the Flea of Tripoli, He's trying to start a new band, right here in Aberdeen, Working full time in the back, as a store room guy, Keeping out the public eye, he's not a social butterfly, Flamejaw pays his taxes, he's a law abiding citizen, Got type 2 diabetes and needs prescriptions for his insulin, It's all because his baselines are so god damn sweet, You'll see him busking at the end of Union Street, He's a BPMF Refugee, from Lebanon, He works in Debenhams, They keep him in the back so he don't see non of them, And he contributes to the economy... Flamejaw... Covid, Brexit, we'll never make an exit, Machine gun bass guitar, Flamejaw wrecks it, He wanders through his neighborhood, How did it come to this? His wife is back in Lebanon, raising all his kids, But he still supports his family, he's doing pretty great, Gets credit from his manager for never being late, Spends his days off laying low, listening to "Regulate", And smoking the black hash with the kids on the estate. He's a BPMF Refugee, from Lebanon, He works in Debenhams, They keep him in the back so he don't see non of them, And he contributes to the economy... Flamejaw... I'm a BPMF Refugee (x3) I'M A REFUGEE (x2) I'm a BPMF Refugee, I'm from Lebanon, I work in Debenhams, They keep me in the back so I don't see none of them, And i contribute to the economy... Flamejaw...

about

Realism

credits

released September 2, 2022

Recorded at Zoghurt Studio by Cass & Kev, 26 Collective, Aberdeen.
Mastered by Ross McGowan, Chime Studios, Glasgow.
Thanks to Majda Dzanic.
Artwork by Pete & Katy.

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Depeche Choad Aberdeen, UK

contact / help

Contact Depeche Choad

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this album or account

If you like Depeche Choad, you may also like: